Drake. (Intro)

Hullo. I'm Drake.. A few of you know me already, namely the mods. According to Sand, there are (or was) 6 members, but I've only seen 3?
Anywho. The are three things you should know about me:
1. I am YALORT. I am therefore omniscient. I was in a previous life a Hive Tyrant, but currently I'm YALORT. Get it? Yes, you get it. Hopefully. If not, you may want to seek medical assistance. Seriously. On to point 2.
2. I made your world, insignificant mortal. Oh yes I did. You shouldn't seek medical assistance if you don't understand that. You may simply have a mostly harmless case of atheism. However, the only way to cure that, unfortunately, is by smite, and that tends to also result in death. Oh well. Nothing's perfect.
3. Tozoa made my world. I am an insignificant immortal. If you don't get it.... Long story.

Anyway. I'm Sand's friend in RL, and, though indirectly, the one who introduced him to all of this... I currently live in Britain, although have for the majority of my life resided in Canada. I consider myself a Pseudolonewolf 'fan', and thus make Mardek references that nobody understands very (too) often. I play, and am addicted to, Minecraft. I am a former denizen of the OpenFeint forums. I was the leader of the once great Fire Clan (*sniffle*). My edumacation has not been lacking. I may, on occasion, call Blaise "Chic", for reasons you probably already know. I write, I game, I ski, I screw the rules, I have green hair (;3). I have enough cake, (and cookis, for that matter). I occasionally crave human flesh/souls/biomass, though (once a 'Nid, always a 'Nid). Do not be alarmed if you happen to find yourself being eaten alive (or being smitten. Smiting people is amusing). Dead food isn't nearly half as fun.

Hai thar. :3

>.> Drake, don't scare people away, I haven't done anything about my God Complex.... Yet, wait before you scare people off.

Aw, but it's not funny if they don't try to run!

But there's no Newfients for you to eat yet! Besides, as your Newfient salt supplier, I'M CUTTING YOU OFF!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YESH!! Until we hash fifty people... INTERVENTION! >:3

BUT- But-... *sobs*

Don't make this harder than it has to be Drake!

I don't believe you'd do this to me!

:O U SSSOOO LUCKY!!! I want 2 live in Britain!!! N do u really hav green hair?! also, where do I find medical assistance? I don't understand #1 :'(

The green hair thing was a reference (I warned you). I am enrolled in a boarding school in Britian, thus I live there. Seek medical assistance at your local supermarket.

.........But, I dnt speak Spanish n almost every1 dere does *sniffs* N I don't listen 2 warnings, I just doz wat I pleasez :3 most of da times @ least which is prob y old people don't like me

Alomst everyone speaks Spanish? What the-

Lol IM SPANISH!!! I'm a disgrace 2 all Hispanics bcuz I dnt speak Spanish, I don't no how 2 dance, and I do not like certain Spanish foods -_- I'm 2% Italian and I'm more Italian dan Spanish!

I'm 0% Aisian and eat Middle Eastern/Austro-Aisian end-of-day meals 90% of the time. Problem being? Seriously, you shouldn't take your origins so seriously. Be who you want to be, not a copy of your ancestors.

O__o SUCH WISE WORDS!!! N I dnt I just dnt look like any1 in my family n hav no baby pics so I think I'm adopted but if I am, it's k :]

No, not wise. I just want variety in my diet. XD

See, it'll do good for you! 10% less Newfients on that diet!

XD. A varied diet is a valuable part of maintaining a healthy body! It includes the five main food groups: human flesh, human souls, human suffering, human blood, and human bones! All are integral parts in an average 'Nid's diet. ;3

...Wat do we do if we're not human??

You hope that I don't think you taste nice.

0.0 n if I dnt taste good, wat den?!

You might live, depending on how many vital organs you have remaining.

BUT IM NOT HUMAN!!!!! Dats unfair

Or you might be recognized as a species already tasted.